But nevertheless, a friend from college just called to ask if swallowing a bottle of codeine syrup would kill/ seriously maim you. Some chick she knows just did it.
Me:"Call the ER, and ask them if they want you to bring her in, or just give her ipecac"
Her, 5 minutes later: "Ok. ER says ipecac. And I dont even LIKE this chick!"
Better her than me...I wouldn't have gone over there when she called to say she'd taken it, I'd have just sent 911 over there to haul her to the psych ward.